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What your favourite breakfast cereal tells new partners
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Cheerios: Nice, normal, safe. OK, maybe a little boring?

Honey Nut Cheerios: Nice, normal, safe. But maybe a little bit less boring, you hope?

Fruit Loops: Not the brightest crayon in the box, but you’re pretty!

Rice Krispies: You’re loud and energetic and kind of a handful.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch: A little sweet, a little spicy.

Corn Flakes: You never take chances, hate surprises, and are in no way spontaneous.

Frosted Flakes: You can always be counted on for a grrrrreat time.

Special K: Stay away from her stomach, hips, and thighs.

Kashi Go Lean: Your ideal date: A 4-hour power hike, followed by mountain biking, rocking climbing, and dinner at a local vegan café.

Total: Type-A personality.

Raisin Bran: You’re an old soul. Or maybe just old?

All-Bran: You have stomach problems.

Cap’n Crunch: You like to be in charge.

Cookie Crisp: You have little to no will-power.

Grape-Nuts: Well that explains last night’s vanilla, missionary-style sex.

Cocoa Puffs: You’re a little crazy (but know how to keep it in check until at least date four or five).

Life: You’re looking for more than just a one night stand.

Trix: Makes sense - last night’s tricks weren’t for kids, either.

Alpha-Bits: If you’re a girl, you’ve got babies on the brain. Or maybe you just like baby talk in bed?

Oatmeal: That one night stand was the craziest thing you’ve done since college.

Lucky Charms: You’re the kind of person who picks up pennies, refuses to walk under ladders, and absolutely will not kill a ladybug.

Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles: The Saturday morning cartoons are getting turned on as soon as you leave.

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