Wanna raise your awesomeness by 99% ha!

Found this article that suggests you can by doing the following:

Drink a cup of coffee BEFORE a nap.

Don't stretch before a workout.

Eavesdrop with your right ear and pick out music with your left.

Hurt your back?  Just keep moving.

Reset your sleep cycle with a hunger strike.

I'm not sure about all of these but Hit this for the story!

Do you think these will make you more awesome???